Napis v pariškem hotelu
Please leave your values at the front desk.
Napis v švicarskem gostišču
Special Today - no ice cream.
Napis v švicarskem hotelu
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex
in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
Iz menija neke švicarske restavacije
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
Napis v dunajskem hotelu
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
Napis v Schwarzwaldu
It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people
of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent
unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
Napis pri prodajalcu letalskih vozovnic v Kobenhavnu
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
Napis v norveškem koktejl baru
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Napis na zdravniški ordinaciji v Rimu
Specialist in women and other diseases.
Napis v rimski pralnici
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good
time.
Napis pri vhodu v trgovino na Majorki
Here speeching American.
Napis v atenskem hotelu
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9
and 11 AM daily.
Napis pri krojaču na Rodosu
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers
in strict rotation.
Napis na vratih hotelske sobe v Moskvi
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
Obvestilo v (nekdanjem) sovjetskem časopisu
There will be a Moscow Exhibition of the Arts by 15000 Soviet Republic
painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
Napis v hotelu nasproti ruskega pokopališča
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet
composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
Napis v (nekdanjem) jugoslovanskem hotelu
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
Napis v (nekdanji) češkoslovaški turistični agenciji
Take one of our horse driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
Napis v živalskem vrtu v Budimpešti
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it
to the guard on duty.
Napis v čistilnici v Bangkoku
Drop your trousers here for best results.
Napis v templju v Bangkoku
It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner, if dressed as a man.
Napis pri tajskem organizatorju jahanja oslov
Would you like to ride on you own ass?
Napis v supermarketu v Hong Kongu
For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.
Napis v japonskem hotelu
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
Navodila za uporabo klimatske naprave v hotelski sobi
v Tokiu
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please
control yourself.
Napis v tokijskem hotelu
Is forbidden to steal towels please. If you are not a person to do such
thing is please not to read notis.
Plakat v tokijskem baru
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
Iz brošure tokijske izposojevalnice avtomobilov
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously
at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with
vigor.
Odgovor na poizvedbo o prenočišču
Dear Madam: I am honorable to accept your impossible request. Unhappy
it is, I have not bedroom with bath. A bathroom with bed I have. I can
though give you a washing, with pleasure, in a most clean spring with
no one to see. I insist that you will like this.
Odgovor na poizvedbo o prenočišču
I am amazingly diverted by your entreaty for a room. I can offer you a
commodious chamber with balcony imminent to the romantic gorge, and I
hope that you want to drop in. A vivacious stream washes my doorsteps,
so do not concern yourself that I am not too good in bath, I am superb
in bed.